http://stdcarriers.com/videos/library.aspx The Latest STD Videos 'This chick (kellztothebellz) is like totally right on about STDs. She was like totally disgusted by those icky pictures in health class that had to be totally gross cause like they were on the health board, but before she was talking bout them homo’s and how they only have AIDS, but don’t cause that kid who said so was like totally not normally stupid and still answered with the dumbest question ever before getting crabs trying on jeans at the mall cause the pants are totally stupid and gross. This chick gets nailed by the hammer with her dead on analysis "if you have sex with someone and you know you have an STD then that's attempted murder, so don’t do that" cause some kid had AIDS , was like mad and then infected people with AIDS. Apparently he had sex with like six bitches and went to jail.' Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:44:18 GMT http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/398-disgusting+stds+rant+by+a+child+not+left+behind.aspx http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/398-disgusting+stds+rant+by+a+child+not+left+behind.aspx Miscellaneous 'Tiger Woods spends a good 14 minutes apologizing for what he did to those women and how it has affected his family, business partners, and his game both in golf and otherwise. Woods looked very presidential as he accepted full blame for these problems saying that he is “solely responsible” for the actions of at least 11 women and himself. Tiger’s collection of accountability, but not necessarily STD free mistresses ranged from a variety of backgrounds including a pancake house waitress and porn star Joslyn James also known as Veronica Siwik-Daniels along with a cocktail waitress named Jamie Grubbs who was reported to have text messaged Tiger about putting her panties on only to be told to take them back off again. Tiger denied any wrongdoing by his wife Elin Nordegren in an incident that damaged the couple’s car before Elin bought a multimillion dollar island and Tiger checked himself into a rehabilitation center for sexaholics. Woods then went into a rant about the paparazzi following his mother around and stalking his kids to and from school with pedophile like tenacity. Tiger concluded his speech by apologizing to parents for becoming a bad role model for their children and promising to redeem himself in a fashion reminiscent of Ron Mexico a.k.a. Michael Vick and Herpes Carrier Number 7.' Sun, 21 Feb 2010 08:55:26 GMT http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/397-tiger+woods+sex+scandal+apology+speech.aspx http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/397-tiger+woods+sex+scandal+apology+speech.aspx Dangerous Sex 'Some chick secretly recorded her boyfriend getting a STD test and posted it online. The nurse attempts to swab his genitals, but when she makes contact he jumps away like a little panzy. Poor guy now the nurse has to swab it all over again.' Sun, 21 Feb 2010 07:29:07 GMT http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/396-painful+std+test.aspx http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/396-painful+std+test.aspx STD Testing 'Dr. Sean Cummings from Freedom Health of London discusses various methods and how easy those methods are to use when testing for sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) also know as sexually transmitted infections (STIs). He also discusses the differences between STD testing for men and women when it comes to swabbing for infected tissue on the skins surface for men in contrast to the interior probing of women using a plastic device called a Speculum to probe the cervix for contaminated tissue. United Kingdom users can learn more about STD testing by calling Freedom Health at 02076371600 and anyone can visit their website at http://freedomhealth.co.uk/' Sun, 21 Feb 2010 01:51:43 GMT http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/395-std+testing+explained+by+dr+sean+cummings.aspx http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/395-std+testing+explained+by+dr+sean+cummings.aspx STD Testing 'Fox News report that 25 percent of teenage girls have a sexually transmitted disease (STD). Teachers, principals, and other high school educators blame this primarily on abstinence only education policies created by George W. Bush that prevents them from being able to teach students about safe sexual practices. According to the statistics 18 percent of high school chicks in the study have the incurable STD HPV with just 2 percent having Herpes.' Sat, 20 Feb 2010 09:05:47 GMT http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/394-fox+news+reports+1+in+4+high+school+girls+have+stds.aspx http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/394-fox+news+reports+1+in+4+high+school+girls+have+stds.aspx Safe Sex 'A step by step guide to anonymous STD Testing Services available online featuring Eddie Bauer. A normal man wearing Eddie Bauer clothing who may have had unprotected sex and wants to make sure he does not have a sexually transmitted disease (STD). Eddie walks you through how easy it is to get an anonymous STD test online using STD Test Express. Just call their tool free number, give them a fake name, wait for an email that your results are in, call them, give them your secret pin number, and a abracadabra you know if your have a STD or not.' Sat, 20 Feb 2010 06:44:59 GMT http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/393-std+test+express+commercial+with+eddie+bauer.aspx http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/393-std+test+express+commercial+with+eddie+bauer.aspx STD Testing 'United States Marines conduct random genital inspections of enlisted personnel for sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) and discuss the importance of condoms and safe sex in maintaining optimal combat readiness among the armed forces. STDs are a major concern for Marines and other branches of the armed forces. This due largely to the value of the dollar and high disease rates among indigenous females in occupied areas.' Thu, 11 Feb 2010 09:48:21 GMT http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/392-us+marine+corps+std+inspections.aspx http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/392-us+marine+corps+std+inspections.aspx Safe Sex 'The Hoff’s best alcoholic moments from 2009 at the MTV EMA Awards, American Idol, being rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, and other footage of David Hasselhoff sloshing around Hollywood. The video starts out with a clip of The Hoff being handed an Australian beer called a “Hoff Beer” a few years ago followed by some brief introductory credits with the theme music from Knight Rider and The Hoff at the EMA Awards in Berlin. David Hasselhoff got so drunk at the MTV European Music Awards that in a pre-show interview on the red carpet he forgot what side of the Berlin Wall he was on when singing “Looking for Freedom” on 11/9 some 20 years ago. As the footage from the wall clearly shows David Hasselhoff was not “behind the wall” as he claimed, but was really in front of the wall dodging fireworks as well as introducing East Germans to bad American music in his blinking jacket. Then he staggers onto the stage to present the “best rock award” after giving a slurred speech denying responsibility for bringing down the wall and giving full credit to the East Germans. After the show a drunker Hoff makes an ass out of himself giving a shout out to George in Tokyo Hotel with a cheesy thumbs up. The next scene shows him stumbling out of an American Idol show using his daughters as crutches before getting into a car surrounded by reporters badgering him with questions about his drinking. This is followed by a clip containing news footage of him being rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisoning after which he refuses to answer questions from a reporter about his trip before being called "The Hospital Hoff".' Sat, 06 Feb 2010 05:13:27 GMT http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/391-david+hasselhoff+drunk+–+2009+memorable+moments.aspx http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/391-david+hasselhoff+drunk+–+2009+memorable+moments.aspx Miscellaneous 'A short two minute preview of the 2010 remake of George Romero’s 1973 horror movie The Crazies in which an accident involving a top secret biological weapon turns a small farming town into a mob of psychotic zombies. This preview seems to adhere to the original with both a small town and zombies as well as heavily armed United States Army soldiers sent in to impose martial law on the town in what is sure to be a massive bloodbath sure to make the viewing experience worthwhile despite any level of bad acting or plot abnormalities. A sure hit for audiences of zombie lovers, action junkies, medicinal herb enthusiasts, and the drunk. This film is not recommended for the emotionally weak, mentally ill, or those under the influence of hallucinogens. The emotionally weak will cry at the sight of human suffering and test the anger management skills everyone in their vicinity. The mentally ill will think that they have been infected and flee the theater before the government can get their hands on them. Normal people tripping on psychedelic mushrooms, Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), or other hallucinogens run the risk of a bad trip with zombies crawling out of the walls to attack them before chasing them out the theater and morphing into cops before tasering them, throwing them into the back of a squad car, and confining them to sobering unit.' Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:49:53 GMT http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/390-the+crazies+2010+remake+–+short+clip+movie+preview.aspx http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/390-the+crazies+2010+remake+–+short+clip+movie+preview.aspx Pandemic Plague 'The full three and a half minute long theatrical trailer previewing the 2010 remake of George A. Romero’s 1973 zombie film The Crazies in which a small Pennsylvania town turns into a horde of violent psychopaths after a military plane crash releases a secret biological weapon into the town’s water supply. The murderous riot will eventually become way too much to handle for Sheriff David Dutton (Timothy Olyphant) to handle before the U.S. Army arrives to contain the situation. The 1973 also known as Code Name: Trixie had two story lines. The first involved the town’s perspective of being their neighbors turning into rabid zombies and the second from the perspective of the military trying to contain the infection on the ground as well as government officials in Washington who have bombers armed with nuclear weapons circling the airspace above the town. Executive producer George A. Romero is best known for his 1969 horror classic Night of the Living Dead and its 1978 sequel Dawn of the Dead that was remade in 2004. ' Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:23:33 GMT http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/389-the+crazies+2010+full+length+theatrical+trailer.aspx http://stdcarriers.com/videos/watch/389-the+crazies+2010+full+length+theatrical+trailer.aspx Pandemic Plague