Professor Colbert – Syphilis Herpes Mustache

Stephen Colbert plays a history teacher with a horrible growth on his lip as he lectures the class about the history of Syphilis as a biological weapon used by Elliott Ness to kill Al Capone and by Fidel Castro to kill President John F. Kennedy who he infected while disguised as Marilyn Monroe.

Steven is not the only one with a suspicious case of Herpes or Syphilis, but he knows how to hide it. With a Borat sized fake mustache.