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STD Carriers Disease Control and Prevention Services

February 9, 2010 - STD Carriers Disease Control and Prevention services provides a collection of information services to online users for the purpose of preventing the spread of incurable illnesses spread primarily by sexual activity. Our services include a user content driven early warning system for contagious disease outbreaks as well as educational information and multimedia entertainment.

People with STDs - The Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) Carrier Database

STD Carriers was founded as and still is the first public early warning alert system for identifying potential sources of incurable sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). The International Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) Carrier Registry is database driven list of people with HIV/AIDS, Genital Herpes, HPV, Genital Warts, and Hepatitis C. Our automated content management system (CMS) utilized the power of modern information technology to provide a real time information storage and distribution service that is fully operational 24 hours a day 7 days a week.

STDs don’t have borders and we don’t have many. No matter where you are you can get a sexually transmitted infection (STI) and pass it on to others before you know it. With our international early warning system you can do a background check of your former, current, desired, or potentially acceptable sexual partners for information that could be vital to protecting yourself from lifelong illnesses.

If you feel the need to warn people about dangers to their health we have already given you the best kind of start and expect you to use it well. It is our hope that increase screening and detection as well as honest disclosure by people with STDs will prevent you from feeling the need to warn others about them. Unfortunately current trends indicate that this service will be needed for quite some time and we are here to help protect your body from contamination.

"God willing we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all." - Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

Criminal HIV Transmission

The largest centralized list of people arrested for crimes involving criminal exposure and transmission of HIV can be found in our Criminal HIV Transmission Section. These are all documented cases that have been verified either through criminal records or news reports that typically involve sex offenders, prostitutes, and biters.

Celebrity STD Carriers

We have compiled the largest documented List of Living Celebrities with STDs. Unlike celebrity gossip sites our list of celebrities with STDs comes from real news sources. For entertainment value we have added streaming videos, original images, and sample MP3 playlists catered to each report to best represent each famous carrier.

Unfortunately we do feel a little bit “outgunned” by all those celebrity gossip sites out there when it comes to lists of celebrities, so we decided to use our list of celebrity STD carriersTo create two generic lists one of which is an aggregate count of our categories used for Celebrities with STDs along with some people from the list who have accomplished the most followed by two stupid lists using a standard formula for worthlessness. The formula is simple, just take a list of names and come up with anything they might have in common, determine which are most likely to be of interest to intellectually challenged men, and which are most likely to involve stories of embarrassing behavior that most people don’t care about, but are of interest to worthless bloggers.

StDiVo Video Collection

The StDiVo Video Collection was started as project with the goal of creating the largest centralized collection of STD videos on the internet before being expanded to include topics involving other types of infectious diseases and human sexual behavior. Over 350 videos have been added using a source URL streaming technique from sites like You Tube, Meta Café, Daily Motion, Funny or Die, Hulu, and MTV Network Affiliates

Individual videos can be added to any web page, blog, or Adobe Flash compatible social networking site such as MySpace by copying the StDiVo embed code from the textbox on the viewing page of any video.

The entire StDiVo Video Collection can now be added to any inline frame (IFrame) or JavaScript compatible web page in the form of the StDiVo Video Player Widget available in our Widgets Section. The StDiVo Flash Video Player is currently being developed to make MySpace and Facebook compatible player.

STD News Portal

Our STD News Portal is a fully searchable collection of both news article published by other websites and original works by STD Carriers including press releases. Our database contains the full text of third party articles for search purpose while linking to the source sites for reading the article. STD Carriers originals can be read on site.

Super X Play Now Arcade - Our Fun Box Free Game Station

We have a collection of embeddable flash games that you can play using the Super X Play Now Arcade Fun Box Free Game Station or add to your website. Each game has embed code for the specific game and the Super X Play Now Widget available in the Widgets Section allows you to add the entire collection to your website. The collection currently includes the complete Jakes Booty Call collection, classic console, retro arcade, and miscellaneous action oriented flash games.

Original STD Prevention and Historical VD Propaganda Posters

STD Carriers promotional posters featuring the original STD Carriers mascot “Joe the Sailor” are available in our STD Posters section. This section also features historical VD posters created primarily by government agencies.

STD Awareness Gear and Original T-Shirts

We have produced a one of a kind line of STD Carriers promotional T-Shirts featuring the original STD Carriers slogan “Click It Before You Stick It!” that are available in our STD Shirts Section. You will also find other STD prevention gear promoting safe sex, condom use, and STDs.

Threats, Rants, and Raves

This site has sparked a great deal of debate some of which has been documented in our Threats, Rants, and Rave Section. Here you will find detailed threats made against the website along with angry rants posted by people freaking out around the web and complimentary raving by people who realize that the government should have made a site like this years ago.

Twitter and Real Time RSS Feeds

Follow us on Twitter to keep up to date on all our content including STD Carrier Reports, new videos, new games, and more. Our new Twitter account is powered by our Dynamic RSS feeds that are updated automatically by our database. The new Twitter account updates the latest entries to these RSS feeds every half hour.

Were you a follower of the original STD Carriers Twitter account that was suddenly terminated for so called “suspicious activity” that Twitter refuses to elaborate on? Just follow our new account. It’s just like the old one, but with better graphics. The only problem with the new account is that we could not get the followers list from the old one.

Member Benefits

Membership is now required to publish reports on this website. Members can Report STD Carriers and administer the report using their Account Manager. Members can also post comments about individual STD Carrier Reports, StDiVo Videos, Super X Play Now Games, and the site in general. Members assume full responsibility for their conduct in accordance with the Terms of Use (TOU). We protect the identity and First Amendment rights of our members unless they are proven to have violated the TOU in accordance with our Free Speech and Privacy Policy.

Evil Doers - The Wickedness Among Us

The Evil Doers Section includes the most up to date information about people who have violated the Terms of Use. These Evil Doers have prices on their heads that could be yours if you can bring them to justice. Our anti Evil Doer man hunt has reached a level of effectiveness rarely matched by most post powerful of governments in cases like the hunt for Osama Bin Laden, D.B. Cooper, and Aribert Heim.

Web Development Services - Our Design for Your Content

STD Carriers provides a variety of web development services in the Portland, Oregon area and remotely. The site was built using the latest web development tools from Microsoft and designed to be easily adaptable to meet your business needs. At the core of STD Carriers is a fully automated Content Management System (CMS) built using the ASP.Net framework and a SQL Server database that eliminates the need for human resources to be fully operational so we can offer you the same level of efficiency for your online ventures.

Efficiency is not everything, so we provide a variety of services to maximize the potential of your website. We utilize the power of AJAX Extensions and the AJAX Control Toolkit to build easy to use and visually appealing user interfaces. Our Search Engine Optimization (SEO) services will maximize the visibility of your content and get it ranked high. Promote your product while making money off your traffic with our Internet Marketing Services. Our Graphic Design Service will give you a logo people will remember and our Video Editing Services will put video on video sharing site like You Tube.

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