STD Carriers Shutting Down Non Essential Irrelevant Features

STD Carriers Disease Control and Prevention Services has decided to pull the plug and is shutting down non-essential features that are not really relevant to sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) at all. The decision came after over 2 years of posting content on its site about questionable sexual behavior that never really mentioned STDs unless the site decided to find a way to tie the activity to ways in which people can catch them and in the worst cases posting information that had absolutely nothing to do STDs. The sections of the site affected by the shutdown include the Free Flash Gaming Arcade, StDiVo Video Collection, and the Ultimate Rick Roll 9 on 1 Rick Astley Clusterf@ck.

The Free Flash Gaming Arcade would have nothing to do with STDs if it were not for Jake’s Booty Call. That complete collection of 33 episodes where you try to get Jake laid in ways where he could have STDs never really mentions any actual diseases. The other games like Street Fighter II and Tetris are completely irrelevant to the content of this website.

StDiVo is the largest single collection of STD related videos online, but its library are filled with sexual humor videos that have nothing to do with STDs beyond including topics related to activities likely to increase risk. In some cases like the Pandemic Plague and Miscellaneous categories you will find content that has nothing to do with STDs at all.

What the hell does Rick Astley have to do with STDs? Other than making music more torturous than the worst of Herpes outbreaks if you were forced to listed to it continuously for a long time it really has nothing to do with this sites purpose at all. This page was the most annoying of All Rick Rolls featuring 9 videos on a 1 page clusterf@ck of Never Gonna Give You Up, Whenever You Need Somebody, It Would Take a Strong Strong Man, Take Me To Your Heart, Hold Me In Your Arms, Giving Up Love, Together Forever, She Wants to Dance with Me, and Hopelessly. The Free Flash Arcade and Rick Roll pages will be shut down entirely while StDiVo will only loose irrelevant content.

All content will still exist on the web for your pleasure, but it will have to exist in the Rants and Raves Section of No Limit List Global Classified Advertising Services. The Free Flash Arcade will be moved to Video Games, the videos will be moved to Movies & TV Shows, and Rick Astley will be the subject of a Rant about his music. No Limit List is the next big thing that will be hitting the web as the future of free speech on the internets.