South Park - Are You HIV Positive?

The knowledge of Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski’s HIV infections bring an Iron Eyes Cody type tear to the eyes of Magic Johnson who is shocked to see two elementary school aged boys with the HIV virus who had just traveled half way across the United States to meet with him. Kyle explains that they are hoping that he may have some type of magic key to help them cure their disease. A skeptical Johnson asks, "You boys both have the virus, are you sure?" and Cartman responds "We're not just sure, we're HIV positive." This pisses off Kyle who yells at Cartman to "stop saying you’re not just sure you’re HIV positive", but Cartman thinks that Kyle needs to cheer up and "stop being so HIV negative all the time."