Team America - Everyone Has AIDS

Team America top notch actor Gary Johnson (Trey Parker) stars in "Lease the Musical" live on Broadway singing the tragic tune "Everyone Has AIDS" following the deaths of everyone he knows at the hands of AIDS. Gary names off AIDS virus casualties personal association by personal association to drive home the colossal scale of a monumental knitting project before saying "come on everybody we’ve got quilting to do." Unfortunately for Gary he never knit a single due to the creepy guy (Spotswood)in the audience with the dossier with other things in mind.